The dumbwit tellher project, Rachel Zoe style. Yes, it's true, I want to be uber hip, ultra annoying, scary skinny, stylist to the stars; Rachel Zoe for a day.
"Oh my god", "I die", "You look bananas", and "You are shutting it down", will be my catch - phrases for twentyfour flippin' long hours, or until I get the job done. However, I call it quit's if I am sequestered to honor any marital obligations (if you get my drift) towards her equally annoying husband, 'Randy' Rodger.
Watch and learn Ms. Rachel ~
p.s. - Dear Rachel, one teeny weeny request. Please, I beg you, loose the beret/cap/chapeau, (whatever) in the next taxi. And while I'm at it, your fake heart-attack in episode #7, while in Paris for fashion week was, well.."le magnifique". Oscar worthy really.
Carla Bruni Sarkozy - First Lady of France. If only those legs could talk
Rosario Dawson - "Will you light my candle?" (adored her in RENT)
Ralph Rucci - chiffon & feather blouse w/ choc. velvet pants
Scottish /Androgynous - Agyness Dean
Jean Claude Jitrois - 1980's lambskin & fox fur motorcycle jacket
Norma Kamali - pinstripe mermaid gown, circa 80's
Torrente Haute Couture - silk chiffon ruffled gown w/train, circa 1980's
Jean Desses - smoked chiffon ruched gown. Circa 1950
Marion Cotillard - French face of "Lady Dior"
Christian Dior Hatue Couture - 60's silver sequin gown
Anjelina Jolie - the woman whose man we'd all love to hot-tub with
1950's couture silk satin ball gown
Christina Hendricks as va va va voom ...Joan Holloway - the woman with the 'rack of ages' and former member of the flat - chested club
Chanel Haute Couture - 80's coral silk gown
January Jones as hot housewife Betty Draper. If this what January looks like, bring on the other 11 months.
All fashions available on 1stdibs.com. Watch the Rachel Zoe Project each Tuesday on the Bravo channel .
Now share, "What is your favorite "Zoe-isim"?
** I want to apologize for my lack of postings recently. My mother is terminally ill; combine that with a new job, computer issues (can anyone hate 'Vista' more than me?) & houseguests for a total of 5.5 weeks, it's taken it's toll. I appreciate your sticking in there with me. I value you all tremendously. Xxx