About the Author

Welcome to DUMBWIT TELLHER in Tartan. 

I'm an empty-nester type American Expat, who left her 4300 sq. ft. Texan home with pool, to living in a 1000 sq. ft. flat with a puddle in the front yard, in bonny Scotland. 

In ten years I've called home to Las Vegas, San Diego, back to my home town of Seattle, and then off to Houston, only to end up donning wellies in Aberdeen. 

LIfe is about sucking it up, taking the knocks with a laugh, and making what you have look the best it can be. We are not all born with a silver spoon in our mouth, it's how you polish up what you have, and make life shine. 

Follow me as I muck my way through life's next adventure with a pint in one hand, Elle Decor U.K. in the other, & a camera around my neck.

Thank you for taking the time to visit. I hope you'll stay awhile. Email me if you have any questions or what to see in Scotland. I'd love to hear from you. 

Cheers x

** Contentment is under-rated.